- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I don't believe in giraffes.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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