- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A seal walks into a club.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Poker? I barely even know her.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A russian gives away vodka.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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