why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why? Why not?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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