- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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