- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

This is a joke.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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