- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

lets bomb africa

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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