- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Women's Rights..

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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