- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

I had a lemon. hi.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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