An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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