- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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