A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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