- Anti Joke

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

taking out the trash... at night

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.