- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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