- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

That is so fetch

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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