My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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I had a lemon. hi.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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