Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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what has genitial warts? me

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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Anti Joke

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