A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

What is worse than torture? Not much.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How old are you? 7

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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