Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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The FCC

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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