- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Women's rights.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

The Oakland Raiders

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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