- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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