Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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NEVER

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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haha

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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