- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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