- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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