- Anti Joke

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What hurts like hell? HELL

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Tony Romo

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.