- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

i like turtles