Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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