- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Know! Come in!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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