- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What does two plus two equal? 4

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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