Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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