So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Asian women drivers...

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Nero, sure you are okay?

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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