69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

being sober in a bar fight

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How did the black person die? Of old age

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A cat playing laser tag.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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