What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Penis

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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