Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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So a seal walks into a club.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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