- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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