Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Women's rights.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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