- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

I have an idea! You leave.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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