- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Sex

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

You know what's funny? Rape

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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