- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Who wants water? I do.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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