- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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