two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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