Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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