Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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