- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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