How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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