- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A guy at a baseball game....

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Neil is a reterd.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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