- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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