- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Women's rights

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

You were born.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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