Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

WOw you have no life

girls basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Where's my baby??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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