- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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