What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

WOw you have no life

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

How did the black person die? Of old age

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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