- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

#Getweird

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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