What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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guess what? bannanas

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Leave. Now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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I literally died laughing

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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