What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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