- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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