Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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