How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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This isn't funny.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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what has genitial warts? me

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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