- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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