- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

PENIS that is all

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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