- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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