- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

womens rights.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the black guy die? cancer

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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