If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

why do mexicans get made fun of

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

The New York Giants

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A dyslexic blind man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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