- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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