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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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