- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

PENIS that is all

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do I hate? people

scraggle is in you pillow case

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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