What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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