What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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