A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

To mama so old, she might die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops