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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Knock, knock. Come in.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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