Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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