Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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