- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I'm Polish.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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