What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Anti Joke

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