- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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