- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Go away still nothing to see

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Dumbledore dies.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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