- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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