Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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National security?

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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