Go away still nothing to see

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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salad days!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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