Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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