Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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