- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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