CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why dont they make black forks

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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