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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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