What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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