Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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