- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Are you gay. No. Ok.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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