- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

a man walked into a bar and said ow

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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