Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...