What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Justin beiber..

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Take wrong turns

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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