- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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