your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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