- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Flowers are colors Love me

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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