Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Prostitution is bad.......

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Turkey Balls

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

My jeans

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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