- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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