- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Click here for free sandwich.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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