- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's blue? The sky.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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