why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

I'm so punny.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

scraggle is in you pillow case

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

a

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