If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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