- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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