- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Sir, your wife is dead

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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