- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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