Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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a. why? b. because

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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nothing

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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