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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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