Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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