- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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