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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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