- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Wait! hundred billions!

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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