A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's blue? The sky.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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