You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Burp

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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