A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Happy Monday!

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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