- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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