What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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