- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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