* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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