Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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