What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

HELLO EVERYONE

Racial Equality

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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