- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

I went to school. Then I came home.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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