Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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batman has diarrhea

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Pickle

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red poo is poo

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