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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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