- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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