- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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