- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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12/23/2012

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