Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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