How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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sky silverstein

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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