Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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