What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

i killed my family

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Once upon a time a was born

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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