- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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