Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

thumb_up thumb_down -24

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

thumb_up thumb_down -24

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops