- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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