Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Racial Equality

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DEATH.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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